Worst Online Student Ever

I signed up for two online classes.  {pause for applause}  Thank you, thank you.  I appreciate the encouragement.  Unfortunately, I have not done any of the assigned reading.  I'm wondering if these classes have too much freedom, and then too strict of deadlines.  That's incredibly passive agressive.  I'm sure it's the professors' faults.  It's gotta be.  Yeah, it is.  I'm borderline Millenial, so it's impossible to be my problem.  I'm techie.  I'm saavy in all the right ways.  I know how to press the right buttons.

Just not the "send" one on time.

 

{I hope you enjoyed this humorous short story.} 

Courage & Kindness,
Becky